wtf pwm web-book series no. 2

Prayerbook by Adam Moorad is No. 2 in the WTF PWM Web-Book series.

This Web-Book is set in Calibri, a sans-serif typeface designed by Lucas de Groot for Microsoft. Other sans-serif fonts may be substituted depending on availability. For optimal viewing, view via Firefox V. 3.5 or later at 1024x768 resolution or greater.

Adam's writing has recently appeared or is forthcoming in 3 A.M., elimae, Mad Hatters Review, Pindeldyboz, Underground Voices, Word Riot, among other places. He lives in Brooklyn and works in publishing. Visit him at


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dear god, sometimes, i wonder what your ringtone would sound like if you lived in brooklyn

i feel like sprinting in a straight line for as far as my legs can carry me
but when i move i can only move in zigzags
and when i try to move backward i move forward
but when stop moving i stand
and the entire planet around me starts moving
at the speed of light, or like, 299792458 meters per second