wtf pwm web-book series no. 2

Prayerbook by Adam Moorad is No. 2 in the WTF PWM Web-Book series.

This Web-Book is set in Calibri, a sans-serif typeface designed by Lucas de Groot for Microsoft. Other sans-serif fonts may be substituted depending on availability. For optimal viewing, view via Firefox V. 3.5 or later at 1024x768 resolution or greater.

Adam's writing has recently appeared or is forthcoming in 3 A.M., elimae, Mad Hatters Review, Pindeldyboz, Underground Voices, Word Riot, among other places. He lives in Brooklyn and works in publishing. Visit him at


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dear god, what percentage of people make it into heaven? is it above 50% or below? is it worth it?

sitting in front of my cereal bowl
spooning lactose-free milk
i feel only semi-normal
like, after only one beer
when my body wonders
if it will be drunk soon or not
but praying it will be